HOUSEWARMING EVENT OF THE SUMMER YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS
Saturday, June 27, 2026
7:00 PM ET
809 New Jersey Ave SE Apt 701
Illume Building — West Tower
Washington, D.C.
The 6th installment of Housewarming Part 6 is more than just a party. Expect to have fun.
THE SOCIAL SCRIPT
01
NO LINKEDIN TALK
We don't want to hear about your 'professional growth' or 'strategic pivots' while we're here. Keep it real, keep it raw.
02
DRESS AS YOUR BURNER
Whether it's a hoodie from a local brand or a suit that looks like it's from a different decade, wear what makes you feel like you belong to the scene.
03
DON'T SPILL ON THE RUG
The floor is a canvas, not a spill zone. If you're going to bring a drink, bring a coaster. We don't want to see the 'chaos' on the carpet. Also no alcohol will be provided.
CELEBRATE AMERICA 250 *** DJ SET ***
The Scene
This isn't just a party; it's a curated experience. We've set the stage for a night of vibes and banter.
